Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.