Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !