How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.