Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

People Jokes More People Jokes

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.