Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.