Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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Go stand in front of a mirror

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Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.