Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

File Jokes More File Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Restart Jokes More Restart Jokes

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer