Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Why was Windows afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 10.

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What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer