What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

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What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!