Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists?

Because they are phobes.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

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How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula