Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

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Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

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How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.