Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.