Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.