Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.