Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.