Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

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What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

removed

What do you call a mod in r/News ?

Removed

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

French Flag Jokes More French Flag Jokes

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.