Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.