What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid