A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
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An argument.
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Socrates
A contemplate
At the Schopenhauer.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Occam's razor
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
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Define "light bulb".
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Cleanup on the detergent aisle"
Would you like ketchup with your chips
The Philosophers Stoned
Pay him for the pizza.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Because they philos all the time!
A: Knock on the door.
The short ones drowned in the floods
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Thoreau Back Thursday
A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.
Because all proper tea is theft.
They get a fangover.
Some mo Mexicans!
Thoreau some mo'
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Depends
I dunno, a Grover something.
A: Because she grew another foot.
Play-doh.
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