A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An argument.
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Socrates
A contemplate
At the Schopenhauer.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Occam's razor
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Define "light bulb".
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Cleanup on the detergent aisle"
Would you like ketchup with your chips
The Philosophers Stoned
Pay him for the pizza.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Because they philos all the time!
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Tarzan.
Thoreau Back Thursday
A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Apparently 10 aren't enough :
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
A rho-man
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.
He worked it out with a pencil.
Because they'll work for p naughts.
Because he couldn't control his pupils!
