What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.