What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

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What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world?

The Colossus of Scrotes.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog