Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.