How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew