How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew