Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

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What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.