Hop Jokes

A receding hare line.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Because it messes with their hops

You poke 'em on.

To the Batmobile!"

With lots of hops!

A receding hare line!

Because it's made of hops.

A receding hare-line.

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Couple's Daily Question Mug

A: a receding hare-line.

A receding hairline.

They both have hops.

A hare dare.

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

A receding hare line.

It's made with more hops!

Cause beer is made with hops.

One with a lot of hops.

An Awful-lot.

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

A receding HARE line!

A biday party!!

Bunnies squirm too much.

No bunny knows... :(

Put it in a square cup

About four beers

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

He brews it.

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Hop Jokes

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Why do rabbits love beer?

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

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What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

How does the beer brewer get around with a broken ankle?

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale?

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

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