Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.