Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.