How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

110 Jokes More 110 Jokes

What's math?

people who give 110%

Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001