How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What's a joke?

My life...

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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A keeper

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Reach For The **Stats**.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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The beans are always under-ground.

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In the ground.

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What's math?

people who give 110%

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.