Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.