Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.