Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself