Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What do you call an angry German?

a sourkraut

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.