What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B