What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard