Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told him twice.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.