What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !