Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.