How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!