How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"