Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

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What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley

What is the area at the Danish/German border called?

The DaneGer zone! I'll show myself out.