Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

What's the most common career choice among spiders?

Web development

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Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood