Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied