Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What's green and german?

Snotzis.

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.