What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie