What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

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What do you call a dumb nerd?

A geek.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.