Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.