Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.