Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!