Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

his biance

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !