Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !