Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!