Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week