Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.