What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !