What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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JerkBait.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro