Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!