How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

F Jokes More F Jokes

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!