How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.