How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus