Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
It would be a fowl proceeding.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Because he never really was on your side.
In a bucket
Because it's a chicken.
The world's slowest vampire.
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
It didn t have any legs.
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
