Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!