Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."