Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.