Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.

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What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.