What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things