What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.