Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What's math?

people who give 110%

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.