Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.