Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

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What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.