What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.