What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

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What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.