What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR