Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

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Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull