Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

Haw

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull