What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.