What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.